Country Dictionary

Merken

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

meth merken

A fury domestic pet of a meth monster. Who is only seen about the house of tweakers.

"Did you see the meth merken go behind the couch?"

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!