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Mew can learn every move. Mewing is when you perform EVERY SEX POSITION EVER CREATED and even ones that haven't yet been created. Throughout this act, to truly be Mewing you must repeatedly shout defiantly: "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
Girl: what position/fetish do you want to try tonight
Guy: all of them. I'm Mewing you.
When the party get horrible, things get smashed, couples are fighting. Everyone begins to Mew
Hell, when she found out the rubber burst she was proper mewing.
An exclamation or retort used to interrupt someone who is complaining about something trivial. Usually said from one guy to another, with the undertone of "quit whining because your pussy hurts."
Likely (d)evolved from the expression "wah, my pussy hurts" since a hurt pussy cat would mew, mew, mew.
Sometimes used along with QQ or pew pew.
- Wait, I can't find my favorite pair of gloves and I haven't written a note for my roommate and...
- Mew mew mew, yeah whatever, let's go, we're late.
Another name for marshmallow.
“While making s’mores my mew mew caught fire.”
A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.
Stacy "Yh Chad has some nice ass jaw now. He's been mewing for 6 months now"
The genetic ancestor of all Pokemon. A floating pink cat-like creature. Mewtwo was created using DNA extracted from Mew's fossilized eyebrow. The leader of Team Rocket, known as Giovanni, was not satisfied with a mere clone of Mew, and instead insisted that a "superclone" be made by tinkering with Mew's DNA.
It was the last mistake he ever made.
Mew was retconned on September 28th, 2006, with the release of Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl in Japan, and with it the introduction of Arceus, the "God of all Pokemon." This created a conundrum of sorts, as it is explicitly stated that Mew's DNA can be found in the DNA of ALL POKEMON, yet Arceus was said to have existed before the universe itself began. Apparently, those continuity checkers at Nintendo didn't do such a great job, eh?
"Mew!" -Mew
"That is Mew, the rarest of all Pokemon. From its DNA we created you, Mewtwo."