A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.
Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.
Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.
Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!
a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.
After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes
A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?