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Repost this you degenerates ! LOL "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

It's like tweeting, but on Bluesky. They are definitely not posts or skoots.

Did you see what John skeeted? I could not have reskeeted that any faster.

to ejaculate. origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.

Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.

To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis

After masturbating, Joe skeeted everywhere.

To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.

"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?" "Yeah, nigga" "So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"

"Skeet"could be seen as form of birth control. It means to cum outside of someone.

"Don't worry I will just I will skeet on you? Let me go get you a towel."

To Squirt the love juice

I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she <insert sexual activity here>