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michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 27, 2003

Michael Bolton

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

michael bolton

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

by Daytona Blue February 04, 2005

michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

by 14 inch cock March 11, 2005

michael bolton

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion. 2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

by Anti Rebublican March 23, 2004

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies. also has a liking for- Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze --- Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid June 01, 2011

michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003