A fork of Rural Dictionary
No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON
Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
Michael bolton was amazing in office space
1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion. 2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies. also has a liking for- Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze --- Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.