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Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.

Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?

mickelson: (mick-uhl-son) verb. var:mickelsoned, mickelsons, mickelsoning. To gay something up, is to "mickelson" it.

ex.: He really mickelsoned that up / The clothes he wears are really mickelson.

Another term to describe manboobs, relating to the chest of portly PGA golfer Phil Mickelson.

That guy at the beach today had some serious mickelsons.

a marijuana cigarette; stems from the old term "left-handed cigarette"

We were fucked up after we lit up that Mickelson.

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters? - Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened? - Dude...

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick. 2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it. 3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks. 2. Phil Mickelson sucks. 3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.