A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Past tense)
Someone who parties extremely hard friday and saturday
nights untill early hours of the morning, and wakes up at noon or later the next day.
Friend 1: "Dude! what happened to jim?! did someone hit him with a bottle?"
Friend 2: "Yea, last night he was a real Midnight Man."
Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad