A fork of Rural Dictionary
Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital
Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
"Midrand Spur" refers to a local strip club in Midrand, South Africa called Teazers and is a term used to mask its identity from your wife, girlfriend, etc because Spur is actually a family restaurant.
"Honey, me and the boys are going to Midrand Spur for supper."