A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.
He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.
"Hey dude, why are you so upset" "Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!" "So...?" "I think I miked her" "Dude you're sick"
Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse. Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked