A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting a hand job or getting sucked off by a male/female.
Cal, I just got milked by my girlfriend yesterday.
When someone takes a joke too far, and it is no longer funny.
Guy 1 - HaHa dude your so feaking queer xD Guy 2 - So... Your nans got webbed feet ^^ Guys 2's friend - YEAA FEET AND THEY'RE ALL CHEESY AND CRUSTY! HAHAHahaha Guy 2 - ......You milked it.... -.-
When a man. Who has not ejaculated for a long time receives a blowjob and errupts dramatically
Woman 1: hey so is your neighbor still stressed out about the test? Woman 2: no he feels a lot better now that i milked him.
When you go to get cereal and you pour it then find out you have no milk.
Todd: Hey want some cereal ? Jake: Sure " Pours cereal" . " opens fridge, no milk." Todd: We just got milked
To manipulate someone into a gong show.
Jack Woods got milked last night
Something my dad is still looking for to this day.
David- Where’s your dad? Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now David- Really? My dad is too. Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream? David- Y-yeah.
A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.
Kid: dad where are you going? Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.