A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mom I'd Like to Validate
A mother, usually a single one, with low self esteem that men or fuckboys like to prey on as a shoulder to cry upon, and then use this to their advantage so they can bang them.
"Yo, did you hear Mrs.Smit got divorced and lost custody? She's a total MILV right now!"
(plural noun) the plural form of the acronym MILF, the singular form of which was popularized in the 1999 hit movie American Pie 1
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**
Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
Lesbian couples who are both sexy and beautiful. Like a Milf, but instead of being mothers to children, they are mothers to pussy cats.
Those Milves are so noisy. I can’t tell if it is Danielle, Caitlin, or one of the pussy cats screeching all night.
The term 'Milf' can be pluralized as "Milves" as well as "milfs"
Milf: Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
Brah, Look at that milves... they're thick.
Modified Intake Lift Valvetronic Support.
For BMW engines N51, N52, N55, N20.
Adds over 1mm od lift to the intake valve lift and 2-3* duration.
On a N52 engine thay add +10rwHP across the whole powerband.
I am going to add MILVs to my BMW N52 engine for more power.
Gee Wilikers, did you see Tracy and her mates? They sure are a pack of MILVES! I’d rag her like Dave did