Country Dictionary

When something or someone is so awful, they need 2 words to describe them. Manky and Minging.....

Did you see the state of her?
Yeah, she was properly minking...

A verb, to skulk around or engage in suspect or suspicious behaviour in dark corners or secluded places.

Oscar and Alistair weren't home in time for supper, they had spent the afternoon minking about by the allotments.

The sound of someone beating the dog shit out of someone, especially with three punches

Bro, Jerome beat the fuck out of Jimmy, all it took was one wrong look, then mink mink mink

Very beautiful, wonderful, careful, loving, Cute, friendly person

if you find a woman called minke stay with her
(They are very rare)

Minke was late for work

adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.

"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"

a Minke is one of the sweetest people on the planet and RADIATES happiness. She for some reason can NEVER stop laughing, and it's contagious too :). Hang out with her for ten minutes and you'll have about ten inside jokes. Quite popular, and though she doesn't believe it she DEFINITELY gives off 'main character vibes'.

Damn I think I'm in love with Minke.
Have you seen the girl working at the library!? She's definitely a Minke, you can't miss her.

The sound effect when somebody gets rocked

Friend: You seen the fight?
Me: yea all i hurd was Mink mink mink n son was out cold