A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male nipple. The logic behind mipple is that a male breast is not called a boob but a moob, which is short for man boob. Thus a the shortened form on man nipple is mipple.
"Your mipples are showing through your shirt."
A protuberant seated on the breast or pecks of a male human being .
Did you see that guy's mipples?
No why?
That guy's mipples were so hard that you could see them through his shirt
The Male Nipple.
Also refered to as moob
"Wow you have serious Mipples!"
The physical characteristic affecting various men in which the nipples are unreasonably large and erectly protrude past the point of normalcy.
Mipples lead to the debilitating condition where a man can be "mippling", which causes chafing or bleeding when exposed to particularly harsh fabrics or natural fibers like wool, as well as embarrassment when wearing thin t-shirts in public places.
Jesus Betty, look at the mipples on that guy! They look like two thimbles on an ironing board."
A Fit person who has been hit in the head with an apple
Oh Miriam is such a mipple, getting hit in the head with an apple, by Elliot
A male nipple. Usually surrounded by hair. Considered a useless part of the body. Can be shortened to "Mip".
Girl: Why do guys have nipples?
Guy: They are different, therefore I call them my Mipples