A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.
"This could only be the work of a Mirko!" "Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"
Very big dick with a heavy large strong asshole and it's like cocaine and mariahuana love them a lot. Like phospholipid and a membrane. Mirko love girl but girl not love you. Mirko are so sociable with person that work in a cantiere
Mirko say it's a very strong pussy
Mirko is so pretty it hurts. he's kind of a stoner though lmfao but he's super sociable! also he's a litteral fashion icon :)
OMG IS THAT A GREEK GOD?? Oh nah it's just Mirko lol