A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.
Woman: Where are you from, young man? You: Mittagong, south of Sydney Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint? You: Most likely.