A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
MOKES: a group of loud mouth fags that think they can fight...just yelling at each other and doing nothing about it...cant control their alcohol, think they can do whatever they want..yelling where their from when no one gives a shit...and having big stock trucks with bass and acting hard with their shirts off and their all skinny
most kids from Walton New York Mokes credit goes to xon808
Mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. Another term for mokey and headrockers. You have to snap the whole bowl. This term is used in Marin County, California and all around the Bay Area. The town of Mill Valley, California is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.
"Dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?" "That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes." "THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !" The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.
Sometimes incorrectly spelled 'moch', a moke is a bowl of mixed tobacco and marijuana, typically in a single snap of the bowl. Known for its intense, concussive high, a moke is a pleasant and cost-effective experience for the experienced stoner. Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to): -Mocha bowl -Mole -T-rip or T-snap -Splice bowl -Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke) -Ripper -Chop -Slap -Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb') -Mokey -Pop -Scooper -Spin And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
"Bruh, lets go take some mokes and watch Trailer Park Boys" "There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke" Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please" Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir" "Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie" Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?" Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock" "I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities- Surfing Bodyboarding Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray Hawaiian Canoe Paddling Driving a Lifted Pickup Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music Playing an ukulele Stealing shoes/slippahs Smoking Weed There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...