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A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

A list is an example of a monad

A mohawk shaven into one's pubic hair.

I was walking around the YMCA locker room and this guy was totally rockin' the monad.

The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it

A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.

n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.

"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

A unit of cyclical time.

Consciousness.

A moment is a unit of linear time.

A monad is a unit of CYCLICAL time.