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A person from Mongolia, a nation if given a chance will ride out and enslave the world once again. The term Mongol is despised in China cuz they know Mongols > Them. note: if you are ever besieged by Mongols surrender at the first apportunity otherwise your ass is done.
The Mongols are coming the Mongols are coming.
Mongols used to rule the world, then they turned effing Buddhist, and the Chinese conquered them (payback is a bitch) and ruled their peacenik Buddhist butts for 400 years until 1945 when they declared independence from China and became a Soviet puppet state. Moral of the story: Buddhism will turn a pussy out of the most kickass people, forever.
The Mongols are coming, the Mongols are coming... oh wait, they are on 3 feet tall midget horses, reek of fermented goat milk and live in a desert. Fuck them.
A mental retard. Often consisted of yankee fans and bmw drivers.