A fork of Rural Dictionary
The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.
Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.
A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)
Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.
a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful. (See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!
1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form. 2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass
1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass! 2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!