A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sex or making love.
Hey, do you want to monkey dance?
Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)
Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.
An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.
What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.
The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.