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Threatening to kill yourself in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy from your peers.
Michael commuted montyism the other night again. Nobody cared.
A way of life belief founded by Anthony Nicholas Montgomery Sr. in the 70s. Living like a "Monty" includes a lot of smoking and swimming in freezing Atlantic waters, participants usually make a habit of biting their nails and falling asleep in front of the television. Monty participants will often criticize anything using absurd vocabulary and strange grunts. Montyism is a dangerous lifestyle that the FDA has advised not to follow.
You should not follow Montyism
A religion/community that believes in the monthesis and are montyists
Carl is no longer a Christian he is now a montyist and believes in Montyism