A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with either:
A large fore-head
A Head almost as large as the moon itself
John: hey you have a moon head.
Ben: yeah I know I have
A person who's head resembles that of a natural satellite, or a head which is abnormaly large or round
Fucking hell jason, you've got a fucking moon head. just look at it, it's a whopper.
A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.
Reese Witherspoon is such a moon head!
an asian person with a shaved head
look at that fucking moon head
Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.
An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.
In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short
----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "
Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."
*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*
Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"