A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.
Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai! Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him! Girl: But he is such a show off! Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does! Girl: I suppose...
A ugly homeless homosexual who has no friends and is super short and has a tiny winey penis
Damm that mordechai he's guy as flip
Moshe Mordechai is a caring and sweet boy. He is very kind and very competitive and pretty innocent tbh . Generally is obsessed with basketball, and generally has extremely attractive friends named Yosef, Yaakov and Gavriel. Has short hair and wears a lot of hoodies.
Hey Moshe Mordechai, you know kobe died? *screams profusely in agony* “DON’T REMIND ME!!!”
My cousin who is very funny, and kinda sigma and mogs everyone except Jared Glick, Jared Glick everyone loves him, and he’s the best kid ever
Jared and Mordechai Elbaz are cousins