Country Dictionary

The act of being so stereotypically mormon that its moronic.

"That Mormon doesn't own a car, only a bike...thats mormonic."

Having to do with Mormons or their religion/practices.

It is very Mormonic to not drink coffee.

Of or relating to the deluded, romantic, moronic writings of Stephanie Meyer and other authors that share her religious upbringing.

"I'm gonna blow your Frickin' head off!",a quote from New Moon, is just one example of the Mormonic skewed perspective on life that some people whose religion is based in Utah have.

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!