A fork of Rural Dictionary
To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.
Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.
or
Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again
or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop
"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"