A fork of Rural Dictionary
An utterly beautiful human being. Handsome, loving, caring. Morné has a kind-hearted soul that is reflected in everything that he does. He has a way of brightening your day with his positive outlook towards life and all that it represents. That said, do not understimate him in the bedroom.
(gentleman), (sexgod), (Morne)
morne ... A plastic device filled with water that is inserted into ones anus for the purpose of flushing out copious amounts of man juice (jizz).
I need a morne. My bum is full as a goog.
A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.
John: In the morning Adam! Adam: In the morning John!
This morning .. Confirmed .. Why even bother keep writing now I know you speak total shit?
This morning Just like every other Hope your evening was just as deep ..
the worst time of day, mostly described as the time you have to wake up to get to your piece of shit job or the time of day when your passed out on a stranger's house.
dude 1: "yo u totally crashed on my couch last night" dude 2: "sorry i just found out this morning" dude 1: "dude u fucked my sister"