A fork of Rural Dictionary
A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.
"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir
Moye is of French origin. Pronounce like boy, but with an "M". A strong, intellectual with stunning features and the mental compacity of a genius. This man's gentleness is surpassed.
"Moye is so smart!"
moyes is a strange little man with no balls and teaches physics. his class hates him, ha ha ha!
A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes." Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!" Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes" Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
no how about "mr moyes shut the fuck up, NOW"
mr moyes fucked mr kendrick in the ass, and spewed his gentlemen juice in his eye