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The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?" "What?" "Did you SLEEP with your teacher?" "Mr. Wilson?" "Mr. Wilson." "No, I didn't!"

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher! Jessica: mr Wilson? Mum: mr Wilson!

The piece of shit that acts like a child and doesn't give a fuck about shit

Mrs. Wilson literally doesn't do anything in class.

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night." Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad" Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you." Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

Man from Dennis the menace

"Oh Mr. Wilsonnnnnnnnn"

Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school

Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.

The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.

I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.