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Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

Mud Flap

The foreskin of a gay male.

He has a nasty Mud Flap

by Xray_man69 September 14, 2006

Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

by Cadillac Williams February 06, 2005

Mud Flap

Where a fat guy doesnt have a stomach hanging in front of him like a beer belly or a keg its a big piece of skin hanging down to his waist or his knee's. Like the flaps on the back of the truck

You anda friend see a guy who streaches and lifts his shirt and all you see is skin not even shaped hanging down. Your Friends says "Ew he doesnt even have a keg" You say "No joke it looks like a Mud Flap hanging down like the back of a truck.

by Michaelann Dach December 20, 2008

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff March 31, 2016

Mud Flap

Balls. When sitting correctly, a mans testes may cover the anus and becoming a 'mud flap'. Also, when two are engaged in intercourse in the missionary position, the mans testes may cover the woman's anus and therefore becoming the woman's 'mud flap'.

Woman: What's a mud flap? Man: I'll show you...

by saggy sack October 26, 2010

mud flap

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003