Country Dictionary

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night." Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?" Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

To orally please a wordMuff To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

To perform oral sex on a female. Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.