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the act of swooshing around someone's balls in the your mouth after they dunked you in any sort of way. Which sounds like the murlocs from WoW (World of Warcraft),

Desly sure got around to murlocing a lot of black men last night. Gruurororulualo!

The act of cupping an individuals genitals in the palm of one's hand and proceeding to lap at them with your tongue while making a noise akin to that of a "Murloc" (A fictional amphibious creature from Blizzard's™ "World of Warcraft™"). The most accurate sound a human can make sounds a bit like "mlow mlow mlow mlow mlow!!!"

MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW!!!
*lapping sounds*

"LOL, dude my girlfriend totally gave me a murlocing last night!"

The art of cupping someones balls, and gently making murloc noises with your face pressed up close.

"I was murlocing Dave last night when..."

A humanoid fish creature from World of Warcraft that is extremely annoying for the following reasons:

-You can never fight just a single murloc.
-They chase you forever.
-They repeatedly scream 'BRAWLARWLLARLAWRL!" when they chase you.
-Almost all of them either cast or throw spears.
-They are in almost every beginning area...somewhere. Except for dun morogh and durotar (I think).
-They almost always wind up killing you at some point.
-They run like drunken collegues chasing after a naked sorority girl.
-They can keep up with your swimming.
-Out of all humanoids, they very commonly seem to dismount you quickly.
-They always drop fish oil, shiny fish scales, or murloc eyes; all are useless bag-space wasters unless you're an alchemist or shaman.

They are also the focus of an extremely annoying in-game fad that involves multiple users discussing murlocs and substituting their names into stories/movies/games/comics/etc. for hours (and sometimes days) on end. Examples:

-Dawn of the Murloc.
-Star Wars: The Murloc Strikes Back
-Big Murloc's House
-The Lord of the Murloc
-300 Murlocs
-Spider-Murloc
-Murloc Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
-The Legend of Murloc: The Ocarina of Time
-Murloc MD (a reference to the Fox show,'House MD')
-Night Shift Murlocs
-MurlocBallZ
-Inumurloc
-When Harry met Murloc
-Chasing Murloc
-Super Murloc Bros.
Etc....

"Gar, damn those Murlocs! They always spawn on top of me!"

Tom: "Hey Bob, there's a chest ahead."
Bob: "Alright, lets go loot it."
Murloc: BRAWLARLAWRL!
*Tom and Bob are killed by 10 suddenly-spawned murlocs*

A humanoid fishy from the game World of Warcraft

And the murloc says Grrrghllrghr!

lowering of your balls into another person's mouth while they make the choke/gargling sounds mimicking that of the Murloc from WOW (World of Warcraft).

Dude, Tori is going to totally MURLOC me tonight!

Probably one of thee most annoying enemies in the World of Warcraft MMORPG. When you hear one 4 more pop out of nowhere.

"So Base how was your day" Base replies "Terrible, I spent about an hour in the graveyard because the damn murlocs kept chasing me through my quest."