Country Dictionary

Mustake

A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.

Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.

Mustake

Mistake Made When You Drive A Mustang

Tyler Pulled Up To The Light In His GT

And Made The Mustake Of Racing The SI Turbo

Mustake

A mustake can be found on a youthful adolescent or adult who, for some inexplicable reason, believed a mustache would benefit their outward appearance which it most definitely dId not.

Timothy's new mustache was an utter mustake if you ask me.

Mustake

any person who tries to grow a mustache but clearly shouldn't have even tried to start one in the first place.

James: Dude I'm thinking of trying to grow a mustache.
Phil: Sounds like a mustake to me.

Dad: Why do Ginger kids always make mustakes.