A fork of Rural Dictionary
An inate ability to conjure up a rousal of internal retardedness, as in to muster.
This vagina feels very mustardy.
A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.
Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .
Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!
Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.
A person that puts off unsavory vibes
She’s putting out mustardy vibes and I don’t like it.