A fork of Rural Dictionary
A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.
My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.
A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.
Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.
Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness
The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal
I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving