A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cool , loving guy with A girlfriend named Candice that he loves more than anything in the world. He's good company , funny , and loves to be around people
Oh man I wish I could've been born as muzi
A term used to describe a girl who refuses to give oral sex to the opposite sex.
Bob: Dude, I had this date last night, guess what happened? Bill: What? Bob: Well It was with this real hot chick and I was thinking, yeah I am so getting a blowjob... Bill: Well did you? Bob: No when I asked her to do it she was like "I don't do that kinda thing" How fucking lame is that... Bill: What a fucking muzi man.
Short for Music Nazi Anyone who a) relentlessly bitches on someone for the volume or type of music they are listening to or b) someone who relentlessly bitches on someone because they are listening to any sort of personal music device and/or c) if the Muzi is an authority figure, commonly a teacher, they immediately confiscate said device for as long as they are able to.
Cruel Teacher Muzi: "Hand it over." Victim: "..fat whore Muzi.." Old Muzi: "Turn down your damned head-bangin noise!!" Me: "FACKAFF!!!"
It's a word that can be substituted for "Little piece of shit" Muzi can also be used in a friendly manner, like "fuck"
Listen here, you muzi! I was taking this test yesterday, muzi...I think I fucked up!!(