A fork of Rural Dictionary
my mum needs, does and is a lot of things
You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM
A great lady 😹 looking at you mother
‘My Mum is so cool’ ‘No she’s not fatty’
A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam? Greg: Dat some bullshit Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
A viral video in which a british boy (14 or so) is in his mothers car , and he exclaims, "I'm in my mums car! Broom broom!". Then it cuts to a scene where his mum exclaims "Get out of my car!" then she grins. The final scene cuts back to the boy saying in a slightly whiny voice, "Mah." This video grew in popularity most likely because of how random, or how much of a poor quality video.
"Have you seen that video, I'm in my mums car!? T "Yeah, that video sucks!"
Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.
John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics. Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar? JS Mill: What? No.... Kant: Well shut up then.
The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.
Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts? Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar? Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean? Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.