Country Dictionary

Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."

"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle

"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"