A fork of Rural Dictionary
NDE or N.D.E meaning "Near Death Experience".
Often wrongly associated with having a near brush with death
like "Yeah i had an NDE, i nearly bot hit by a bus".
A true NDE is when you clinically die and experience a vision of the afterlife.
NDEs mainly come in two forms "Positive" or "Negative".
"Positive" NDEs people experience a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel.
"Negative" NDEs people experience falling down a dark pit and seeing demons or devils.
No Dick Energy. Like Big Dick Energy (BDE) Except the complete opposite.
“Oof he has a serious case of NDE”
Stands for Near Death Experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by Michael Natarelli who now resides in Florida due to his abnormally large bicepts and forearms from excessive masturbating (see Cran)your air supply is cut off and your life flashes before your eyes
Damn Nat put me in the NDE the other day and I almost kicked the bucket, my life was flashing before my eyes
NDE- Is an acronym for 'Not Doing Enough'. It's the opposite of DTM(doing too much).
Boy, you DTM with that florescent scarf! They exclaimed. He answers, "Chit, NDE."
Near Divorce Experience
A bad fight or faux pas within a marriage that nearly results in divorce.
Julie and I really got into it, when she found out I went to the strip club and spent half the rent. It was a true NDE.
Stands for Near Death Experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by Michael Natarelli who now resides in Florida
Damn Nat put me in the NDE yesterday and i almost kicked the bucket
Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.
"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"