A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nefarious Evil Resident Politick
A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race.
Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...
~The NERP doctrine
Non
Electro
Regular
Person
Anyone who does not consistently listen to Electronic music (e.g. house, techno, dubstep, electro house, etc.)
People who prefer to listen to top 40, Country, Rock, jungle music (rap), and everything NOT electro.
Person 1: "Damn this party is so sick!"
Person 2: "Yeah that's because there's no NERPs here!"
Person 1: "Why do I feel like I'm in the jungle right now?"
Person 2: "Because all these fuckin NERPs are listening to their coon-tunes obvi!"
Nerp is a word invented by a small group of females in the Northeastern Colorado area. It eventually caught on throughout the midwest and it's definition has been altered in many blasphemous ways. The original definition of "Nerp" was an acronym which meant "Never Eat Rice Pudding." It meant that there was "NERP on top of a chicken, or chicken on top of NERP." Nerp was therefore occasionally an unknown substance which could be alternately underneath or on top of a (live) chicken. There were variations among the original users, such as "NERPing" which roughly meant "messing about because one was bored." Nerp was occasionally substituted for other words, as appropriate to the situation and sentence content.
"I'm feeling rather NERPy today."
"I'm not doing anything today, man, except NERPing."
"Do not misuse the NERP!"
When you can see a man's or woman's hard nipple(s) protruding through his or her shirt. See also smuggling raisins.
Man, Chris and Mason were nerping hard when the air conditioning came on!