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NEWB

A dumb-ass expression used by COD players to show their superiority over people who are not virgins

COD player: "I cant believe I just killed u ur such a NEWB" Regular Human Being: "Whats that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my dick getting sucked!!" COD player: "Whats that? I couldnt hear you over me masterbating, alone!" Regular Human Being: "Youre a Fucking idiot"

by E: Raped in the butthole! February 03, 2011

NEWB

someone who drinks smart waters. smart water tells you its a nutritionally enhanced water beverage on its bottle, and the acronym for that is NEWB. so if ya be drinkin smart water, ya gunna be called a newb.

good geez Kate didnt even know water was a beverage. obviously, shes not a NEWB.

by heyyyaahh April 19, 2011

newb

An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills. the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.

1. Newb joins game and is confused 2. Newb asks experienced player for help 3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player. 4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs. (5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.

by Opinionated Truth Teller November 04, 2013

newb

A term used to describe a inexperienced gamer/person/etc. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually wants to get better.

Leet Player: Why is he just looking at the wall? Other Player: I think hes a newb.

by The Fallen Fox May 16, 2005

newb

Someone who is new to the activity that they are currently partaking in. Very often this term is used pertaining to computer games. Contrary to popular belief, a newb and a n00b are not the same thing, as a newb can and will get better where as a n00b will partake in activites meant mainly to aggrivate other players. newbs deserve a chance to grow and become better.

As a noun. "You jump with the space bar, don't be such a newb" "Obviously, this item is better... newb." "Since your just a newb, i'll help you out."

by Glide September 12, 2005

newb

sometimes spelt newbie, A newb is a player new to a game. Inexperienced and occassionally frustratingly so. However, due to them being a newb, they should be treated with patience because everyone was new once. Very different to a n00b, who desire to create problems for all other players

Player 1: "Hey, I'm a newb and I'm a bit lost can you show me how to change weapons?" Player 2: "No problem, you do this...." The correct treatment of a newb

by sassy kempter June 29, 2007

newb

Unlike the term noob, newb is a less offensive term which is used to describe someone new to an online community.

"Newb": Hey guys, how do I use this skill? Experienced player: You do -insert whatever here-.

by Nips the 3rd. August 09, 2005