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Not Fucking Invited

"Are you going to Sam's party?"

"Hardly - NFI, mate"

Short for "No fucking idea." Originated as internet slang in trivia chatrooms.

Chatter #1: Who was the 19th President of the USA?

Chatter #2: nfi, dude.

Not fu*king interested.

Do you like cinema ?
No thanks, NFI.

Not Fucking Invited.. :(

Jason: Heyy dude, you up for tonight? =D
Mark: Eh?! Wtf? Looks like I was NFI :@
Jason: Whoops.. My Bad :S

"Not Fucking Invited."

- Guest X: Did you see creepy Asian guy was at the Christmas party last night slobbering on everyone?
- Annoyed Host: Yeah, he was obviously NFI.

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It is also helpful if someone in a position of authority asks what "NFI" means, and you really meant "No Fucking Idea" and you don't want to say that.

"Hey mate, how many whales have been killed by lightning?"

"I have NFI."

nfi-not flipping invited

you want to come to my party

ye sure

well you cant your NFI

whats NFI

not flipping invited