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Nicest Fucking Mum The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.

NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink” FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday” NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”

Short for Nice Fucking Meme

- Yo, wanna hear a sick meme? - Sure - Bush did 9/11 - NFM

No F'in Memory Memory Sweater chick poor remind

I had to remind this chick so many times about the sweater she promised to knit me.... cause she had NFM (no F'in memory) Memory Sweater chick poor remind

acronym for "nifing much"

-hey -Hey -what u up to ? - nfm

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.

In terms of task: "Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!" Or in reference to a title: "You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "

Well, I thought it stood for "no further message"--something to add to the subject line to an email, when the subject line is the email, to save the recipient the nuisance of opening the, um, message. If it does not mean this, it should.

And the mule you road in on, NFM

Not For Me.

The new girl at work that flirts with all your colleagues inc all the married and in relationship ones "She's gotta go. NFM". When someone you know hasn't washed their hands and they dig their finger into your Carmex "NFM". Those people who introduce themselves as "mad" "crazy" funny" or "edgy" THEY are "NFM". People who say "nice to e-meet you"- "NFM".