A fork of Rural Dictionary
People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs: the Soviet police and secret police from 1934 to 1943: the police from 1943-46.
NKVD - Narodnyy Komissariat Vnutrennikh Del
What you want to call in order to get rid of those bullies who are trying to be wannabe chavs
Bully: *punches kid* Kid: I'm calling the NKVD Bully: Who? *NKVD busts in* Bully: *screams his/her lungs out* Kid: Go get the prick! NKVD: *shoots and gasses bully to death*