A fork of Rural Dictionary
NOB is an insult word directed to an Idiot. It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.
Person 1: *Drops glass of water* Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...” Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”
Never Off the Boat. A more extreme version of a fob (fresh off the boat). A Nob will do anything possible to avoid contact with foreigners, even if they are in foreign land.
Hey! Look at those bunch of Koreans. They are such nobs. They won't talk to us at all.
"Nigger off the boat" When a FOB (fresh off the boat) starts using ebonics before learning proper English and talk gangster-like.
"Shiat, jigga, lemme git some of dat wonton lah...." "TMD homie, that's so weak neh...." "Kao, u so gangsta, u a nob!"
A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick or A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick Nob-Dick
Boy: I Like Dick Girl: I Like Dick Too Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's