A fork of Rural Dictionary
A noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.
Mephostophiles: I'm so hungry I could punch you in the face. Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie. Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.
A person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. Those attempting the Atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. They can often be heard moaning for grains.
Thing One: Hey buddy, how's that Atkins diet treating you? Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS.... Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now... Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.
Any member of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage, or NOM; commonly used to describe anti-gay marriage trolls who may or may not be members of NOM, but who infiltrate pro-equality message boards and blogs in order to propagate NOM talking points.
"Geez, the NOMbies have really taken over Queerty's comments section today!"
Nombies are a sub-type of traditional zombies that are wholly dedicated to nomming on your tasty innards (and outtards). They aren't content to simply kill you or eat your brain: any part of you that can be eaten will suffice. Generally they are tougher than normal zombies and will often eat their weaker brethren. Most zoombies are this.
Zombie: "Braaaaaiins..." Nombie: "Rwalaahhahafggh...<nom nom nom>" ---- You: "Oh my GOD there are zombies everywhere!" Your friend: "Zombies or nombies? Nombies are the ones eating the other ones." You: "I dunno, um, nombies? How fucked am I?" Your ex-friend: "Oh yeah, you're real fucked."
A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.
The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!