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NOMbie

Any member of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage, or NOM; commonly used to describe anti-gay marriage trolls who may or may not be members of NOM, but who infiltrate pro-equality message boards and blogs in order to propagate NOM talking points.

"Geez, the NOMbies have really taken over Queerty's comments section today!"

by LavenderLiberal May 14, 2009

Nombie

A noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.

Mephostophiles: I'm so hungry I could punch you in the face. Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie. Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.

by CharlieSarahReilly January 12, 2009

Nombie

A person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. Those attempting the Atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. They can often be heard moaning for grains.

Thing One: Hey buddy, how's that Atkins diet treating you? Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS.... Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now... Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.

by Prof Khaos July 08, 2010

nombi

None Of My Business

Stop telling me about your problems. Nombi, nombi.

by Da Ji Ji Bear April 14, 2015

Nombies

Nombies are a sub-type of traditional zombies that are wholly dedicated to nomming on your tasty innards (and outtards). They aren't content to simply kill you or eat your brain: any part of you that can be eaten will suffice. Generally they are tougher than normal zombies and will often eat their weaker brethren. Most zoombies are this.

Zombie: "Braaaaaiins..." Nombie: "Rwalaahhahafggh...<nom nom nom>" ---- You: "Oh my GOD there are zombies everywhere!" Your friend: "Zombies or nombies? Nombies are the ones eating the other ones." You: "I dunno, um, nombies? How fucked am I?" Your ex-friend: "Oh yeah, you're real fucked."

by Known em zombies September 29, 2011

Nombie

A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.

The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!

by Rob A. Zombie August 02, 2006

Nombie

Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...

... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.

by Mike Bozdog August 15, 2006