A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:
1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities
Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...
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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!
Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.
They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.
the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.
apart from insects
in some light nuclear war would be exiting
A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.
Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"