A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...
Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?
Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?
Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!
Friend 2: ...what?
A national holiday that is celebrated on May 24. It is to celebrate Cat Girls.
"What day was National Cat Girl Day Again?"
"May 24th"
On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny
“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
“oh ok”
National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.
Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"
If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that
Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being
National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.
A: my cat weights 25 pounds