A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.
Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.
Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.