A fork of Rural Dictionary
I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.
Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!
Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.
Hoochie: New Year New Me :)! Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.
A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall" Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin